airheadscandy:

Excuse me, Miss?!
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pmon3y69:

drdawg:

my friend Pete literally makes me cry with his snap stories

this is me, i am pete, love me 

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heyfunniest:

food hack

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watchtheright:

justin-john:

wtfhistory:

theshewomanboyhatersclub:

jesuisuneetoile:

THIS IS MARRIAGE!!

Thats right!

Permission to be a bad ass. Nod.

He looks back at the guy like, “SEE THAT? SHE SAID YES. YOU’RE SO FUCKED.”

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irizzari7:

irizzari7:

My beard is just an extension of my chest hair.

This is almost at 500 notes?
miranduh-cosgrove:

gothqirl:

can we address the elephant in the room

its really rude to talk about girls like that 
triptykt:

Virna.

Unification. Multiplication.A sense of belonging.   

princess-of-lore:

mycheekyfinn:

official-nasa:

monilip:

dont-stop-runninggg:

knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit

wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad 

That was deep

philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie

That was deeper.

common sense is knowing that ketchup isn’t a damn smoothie you nasty

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"Notice the people who are happy for your happiness, and sad for your sadness. They’re the ones who deserve special places in your heart."

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dumpsterfetus:

stop being rude and start being nude

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hoebama:

pretty girls who can pull off messy hair and no make up and have eyebrow game strong enough to kill half the population are a serious threat and i am afraid of them

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