dragon-in-a-fez:

a 100% accurate map of north america as drawn by a canadian

dragon-in-a-fez:

a 100% accurate map of north america as drawn by a canadian

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twinking:

girl: deeper!!!!

boy

image

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angryscot:

miss will you please stop trying to slam dunk your newborn child

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memeguy-com:

This guy is definitely ready to be a father

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poopcop:

octoberspirit:

schazam:

i-think-im-so-funny:

This is so true it’s not even funny.

i get to see “PRAIRIE STATE SEMEN” on my country drives

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gotitforcheap:

"so what hair cut do you want today sir?""hmm..give me the dreamcast graphics"

gotitforcheap:

"so what hair cut do you want today sir?"
"hmm..give me the dreamcast graphics"

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bii0sfantasticmoustache:

abbysucks:

disneybombshell:

OH GODS WHY

imma see this image one more time before i step in and CORRECT THE ABSOLUTE SHIT OUT OF IT

this motherfucker done says his asshole son inherited his strong chin and i will not allow chinless zeus up there to stand i just will not

Oh man, I think I’m going to die.  They’re both equally hilarious.

The one with the chin looks like Mr. Clean with a thick-ass neck.

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tastefullyoffensive:

*whiteness intensifies* [deephlat] tastefullyoffensive:

*whiteness intensifies* [deephlat] tastefullyoffensive:

*whiteness intensifies* [deephlat] tastefullyoffensive:

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