sloppy:

westbor0baptistchurch:

Nicki has no chill

she’s a cunt that’s so fun

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stop:

ven0moth:

i need a moment

I thought this was gonna be exactly like how it was in the show…. boy was I wrong

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  • bird: chirps
  • me: wtf what tab is that coming from

bunnyhoodlum:

i find bad jokes funnier than funny jokes

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fasterfood:

sick of fake people. wtf. i was watching this movie the other day and this guy died in it, then i googled the actor and guess what? hes still alive. he didnt really die in the movie. disgusting

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phobias:

my interests range from cute puppies to hard core sex

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hotboyproblems:

whos:

hotboyproblems:

whos going to kiss me on new years eve

no im not

oh

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thatfunnyblog:

"why do people choose between pepsi and coke, they both taste the same"

image

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handjob:

terrakion:

handjobs are fuckin lame i can do that myself

image

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depressionista:

a true fact about spiders is they can’t run for extended periods of time because they have asthma. all spiders are nerds. even tarantulas. have you ever seen a spider dating a hot babe? i doubt it. spider flashing his cash in the club? nope. spider pulling up beside you at the lights in a lamborghini? never happened. they’ve got so many eyes because they love reading. nerds. all of them.

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the-study-of-wumbo:

stereolights:

It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he’s just forever alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips

maybe the strips were so effective that he inhaled his wife

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blastortoise:

Why would you intentionally eat olives like what in the fuck? are you okay? is someone forcing you to do this? You need me to call the police let me know so we can help you

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