nintenclo:

my parents’ initials are bs and ja and when they were dating they used to call each other bull shit and jack ass and i think that’s beautiful

(via iamthetacobellgod)

onlinegf:

I took the time to shave my legs, now you all have to touch me.

(via notaboyslover)

nightskylar:

It looks like shes saying “i prefer vaginas more then ass”

nightskylar:

It looks like shes saying “i prefer vaginas more then ass”

(via notaboyslover)

jaclcfrost:

"why are you awake at three in the morning" asks the person who is also awake at three in the morning

(via notaboyslover)

sexadvicegoddess:

sarcasticlittlefuckk:

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sarcasticlittlefuckk:

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xoxo-gossip-gay:

xoxo-gossip-gay:

My offer just sent me an adorable revision guide and I think it included a condom

it was a tea bag

(via livelaughlove-enjoylife)

anacondom:

this is sucriya. she accessorizes her catholic school uniform with a different scarf every day, which every teacher writes her up for. when my principal walked up to her and pointed to her scarf and said “what’s this?” she said 

"sister, that’s fashion"

and just walked away

(via awkwardvagina)

goldenclitoris:

THIS IS TRULY THE WILDEST SHIT I HAVE EVER SEEN AND I LOVE IT

(via vinebox)

thickneyspears:

She’s so beautiful thickneyspears:

She’s so beautiful thickneyspears:

She’s so beautiful